I've Come Back.....Giggle

Thanks for sticking around......hello?.......are you there?......aw piss on you all anyways. It's been 526 days since my last post on here and boy alot has happened. First let me give you a little reason as to why we are where we are.
Down and Distant was a great success. We were nominated for a few Bloggie Awards and had some genius content on there from all of our contributers. We mad a shit-ton of money and had so much blow and STDs that we don't know what to do with ourselves. Ok. We did have alot of greatness on there, but not to the extent that we had planned so we are taking a little break to "rethink our corporate strategies". This of course means writing better crap more often and not just drunk dialing each other talking about how great this idea is that we have and then forgetting it when the sobering light of the sun glistens our puffy, alcohol ridden face. Stay tuned to D&D for more greatness to come. It will come right in your face!
So if you can't tell I haven't changed. Things are good with the Duke of Pooningham and that's about all the mushy shit I want to get into. You want to know about me, text me or give me a call. You know who you are you Rockwall dick knockers.

Well I wanted to make sure to touch base with all of me that reads this and let me know that I am writing again to me on a more regular basis. I do have one thing I want to share.

Well I have officially given up on humanity. Turns out that the artist formerly known as God is not Adrian Peterson. It is not a white bearded super genius that created the universe by rubbing two toothpicks together. It is not Alanis Morissette. It is a fat black man. God help us......er I mean someone help us. Now that you think of it, I guess it kinda makes sense. Taking advantage of some virgin white chick. Not liking the golden idol. You know its Plat all the way beeotch. Hanging out with some dude nicknamed Moses. Hell, I'm pretty sure that Moses is the greeter at my local Wal-Mart. His nametag says so. F-me. At least I can sit down and watch Tim Russert to help me regain my faith in humanity.

He what.....


Well son of a........