Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Well kids, it's over. My long battle with hair has finally ended. Today I cut it all off. Here are some before and after pictures.
Apparently, shorter hair makes me look 60 pounds heavier. Okay, you got me. Here is the real before picture.
Dear Jesus, I should have left Matt up there instead of that fat ass....oh shit that's me. Well, on that note let's get into some sports. By sports, of course I mean some shit that's not football for some reason because it's winding down and SportsCenter doesn't cover anything other than NBA and NHL during the week.

I really didn't talk much about the Cowboys loss yesterday, but good lord i will today. Being a Redskins fan, I did like the fact that they lost in Seattle to the sack-of-shit-hawks. Damn I hate that bald guy and Alexander which has a gap so big that it could fit a toothpick through....horizontal. So it's the battle of crap for me. I just dislike Dallas more. With that said, I do feel somewhat sorry for Tony Homo. That's a tough deal to get through especially when I was sitting directly behind the Cowboys bench. Everytime that they said, "There's a flag on the field." I would say, "There's a homo on the bench!" and point to Tony. I'm hilarious. There is one thing that I did wonder while I was watching Miles Austin return the kickoff for a touchdown..... If he played in NFL Europe, would his name be Kilometers Austin? I'm pretty sure it would and it would probably make his stock go down.

Tune in tomorrow for something I'm going to start doing on either Wednesday's or Thursday's from here on out. "What's on their Blackberry?"

Poon