Sunday, December 24, 2006

".....Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night." Wasn't that a nice story? Well children, it's off to bed with you or Santa will not stop by tonight.

Isn't Christmas grand? I know that your family as well as mine, gather together around the fireplace that we don't have here in Texas and sing carrols, drink non-alcoholic egg nog and nuzzle up with the one you love to put a great cap on the season and the year.

..........ok, stop laughing. You're holiday is just like mine. You drink.....you stop drinking to be around the family......drink on the way home......exchange $25 giftcards that everyone gets each other which is basically a wash so there is no point in it.....go home and drink cheap red wine alone while watching "It's a Wonderful Life of Fucking" which is a Christmas based porn while you cry yourself to sleep. Oh, how I love the holidays. So, with that said.....here is my list of what I am thankful for.......

I. William Cullen
You drink your beer and spirits this season and you thank Jack, Jose (blah), Miller, Agustus, but you fail to appreciate the man who invented the refridgerator. Yes, Mr. Cullen, you are the man of whom I am thankful for this holiday season.

II. Scott and Bill Rasmussen
The hardcore Bristol fans will know the father/son combo that started my plague of not being able to hold a conversation that is not sports related. "Oh yeah that Miss USA thing......I heard about that. Did you see where PHX's win streak came to an end though...I mean that's news!" Yes, they are the founders of ESPN, the Excellence in Sports Performance Network. They have launched a problem that will continue in my life for years to come. However, I also think they had a hand in the ESPY's and for that, they will not get a Cadbury Egg Award for Easter. (stay tuned)

III. Whoever the hell created HD
Good God! This dude is a fucking genius. Look at that picture on NFL Network HD and you just point a finger (not middle) to the sky and say "I owe you one." Then realize that your service provider doesn't offer NFL Network and point a finger to the sky and say "You got me again you sneaky bastard."

IV. The guy that made this video and the people who starred in it.



V. The last and most important of all.....YOU
Cheezy? Yes. Appreciative...kinda. Thankful....sure. Well, in the next few weeks, those of you who have stuck through all the shitty blogs that I have posted partially drunk and rubbing sand in my vagina because of the heartbreak will see a brand new era starting. Stay tuned for more info, but you will not be disappointed.

Well, Merry Christmas to all of you who read this. (all 2 of you) May your holidays be safe and happy and try to remember that you only have to see them a couple of times a year so try not to go off on you relatives too much.....you will be home soon and you can break open the cheap red wine. Play grabass with your cousin like you did when you were young, and keep starring at your brother's wife's scantily clad hooters and akwardly look away when she catches you. Act like you need another Christmas sweater with a big puffy Rudolf nose and try not to acknowledge your grandmother's gas. I know I will.

Happy Holidays

Brett
(you see how sincere I get around the holidays?)

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