Wasn't I cute as a child? Yes, contrary to popular belief, this is my when I was 10 years old. Week is only 1 day old and already shitty. Had my second interview today. I by far aced the first part of it, however, the second part I completely fucked up. Don't know why, but I am way more comfortable speaking in front of a room full of strangers than I am speaking in front of my peers. What the fuck. To all of you who are reading this that I called on Saturday night, Im sorry. I have only heard back from a couple of people I drunk dialed, but it was enough to let me know exactly how drunk I was. I will give apologies on a per person basis that I know of.
Jason:
I was just joking about you coming over and jerking me off and I am for sure I was not going to (and never will) cum in your mouth.
Wayne:
Message 1 is non existant in my mind so therefore no apology is necessary.
Message 2 however, I was informed that I was making remarks about the time your mother walked in on me when I spent the night at your old house and how I'm gonna bang her. Im sorry for that.
For those of you that I missed, please inform me if there are apologies necessary. I could tell you that you had it coming(most of you did) but I know there were quite a few people that got the pleasure of hearing my raspy intoxicated voice at 3am. Any voicemails that were saved are welcomed to be forwarded to me for future reference. Lastly, I have started a flickr page. The link is on the right. Enjoy my fellow poons.

Pooncerely Yours,
B